Well, I’ll be damned; my juices are certainly flowing today.  I think having the knowledge that at some point I’m going to jump my husband’s bones has fueled my low-burning passions.  Even though I was preoccupied with going to work, feeling sick, a dead car battery, a baby with an ear infection, helping my eight-year old study for a test, and the crankiest/whiniest four-year old to breathe, something got my libido going today.  I even surprised my husband with a huge kiss after work.  Okay, none of you know me so let me just say that kissing is a huge accomplishment and initiating  a kiss…hell, wanting to kiss is megahuge.  No, there wasn’t anything other than a kiss.  But it was a nice, heated kiss with a little ass grab and a wee bit of necking.   A hint of what’s to come.  So I guess we do have foreplay–it’s just extremely drawn out.  Why no sex if I’m so horny?  Well, because we’re going on a fourteen-hour day.  I’m typing this during a brief lull while my husband goes to get the baby’s medication from the local pharmacy (he was kind enough to take child #2 and #3) and child #1 enjoys his last minutes of television before bath time.  The hubby and I are running on about four hours of sleep, and I’m sure tonight will be another rough night with the baby.  This is NOT me making excuses or procrastinating.  I just know that I can’t really enjoy sex if I’m not in the moment and I won’t be in the moment if all I want is sleep.  Is this another one of those things that makes men and women so different or is it just me?

The Research

October 7, 2010

Well, I bit the bullet and did a web search for “kama sutra positions”.  The first site I found http://www.kamasutra-sexpositions.com/index.html (Caution: it does have porn links on there) had quite a bit of information on foreplay and how to embrace, caress, and kiss.  I know that foreplay is important, especially for women, but really…even my search got interrupted by children fighting and a baby crying.  We just don’t have time to set the mood with candles and music.  So foreplay for us is usually me saying, “Close the door.”  Something else to work on, I suppose.

So what I’m really looking for are positions.  Something a little more elaborate than the usual “Climb aboard” missionary, which brings me to the “G-Spot Jiggy” courtesy of Cosmo http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/g-spot-jiggy-sex-position.  Familiar, yet unvisited in quite some time.  Honestly, I cannot remember the last time, so it will feel like new again.  We hope so, anyway. 

Now that I know what I want to do, it’s just a matter of waiting for or being able to create the right time.  At least I can say that it feels good to be in control of the matter.  I reminded my husband that I was working on my project and he said, “Oh, you’re still with that.  I really just thought that was another one of those things you throw out there to tease me.” 

I really need to follow through on this.

Lisa Rinna’s New Lips

October 6, 2010

Okay, I know this is completely unrelated to my life, but I saw an article online about Lisa Rinna’s new lips.  Is it just me or did she look better before?  And how bad am I that my first thought was to wonder if her skills on giving a BJ would diminish with her lip size.  Sex is invading my thought process and I think I like it.

Day 1

October 6, 2010

I’ve had three days away from work as I’ve been sick with the flu.  The first two days consisted of my being completely ill and feeling like absolute crud.  Today, however, began my journey into “loosening up.”  So I started this blog and am now ready to research the Kama Sutra.  Funnily enough, I feel nervous and guilty even thinking of typing into my search engine.  How many hits for porn will I get?  Okay, this may be more pathetic than funny.  My husband thinks that I’m a nut job…overthinking and planning instead of just going with the flow.  I’m sure he’s wondering, “Why can’t we just get naked?”  Hell, I wonder that myself, but it’s never worked before so here I am onto Plan B.  Can you tell that I’m procrastinating and putting off the inevitable “kama” search.  Oh hell.  Time to Bing it.

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